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``It is probably worth reviving a `Searches' group.'' - Paolo Giacomelli

Unicorns are made of Higgs;

Dirac's one monopole

And glueballs power flying pigs;

A ghost is a quantum black hole.

Poor creatures left off of the ark -

The Thing That Ate New York,

The super-string, the boojum-snark,

The wimp, the stop, the squark,

Nessie, and the phoenix - hope

You'll shatter every doubt;

I hope to see good pictures

When your physics note comes out,

And that if you find the way to bring

World peace or make love last,

The editorial board will find

Some way to let it slip past.