A New Scale (with apologies to Rodgers etc.)

D'oh - a dumb, an I-was-dumb;

Ray - space aliens attack;

Me - all evolution's sum;

Fa. - the Green Bay quarterback;

Sew - on a Nike sweatshop stool;

L.A. - the land of silicone;

T. - says, ``I pity the fool'';

And that brings us back to d'oh, d'oh, d'oh, d'oh...