Standard Model Lament
For Adriaan Buijs, Chuck Berry fan
Chorus 1:
- Standard model, why are you so true?
- Oh standard model, why are you so true?
- What's a poor experimentalist to do?
- Running my job on another fill
- Standard model is standing still.
- SGIs running fast and true
- Got my code in every queue.
- I don't think I will ever know
- Why my chi-squareds are always low.
Chorus 2:
- Standard model, why are you so true?
- Oh standard model, why are you so true?
- You do things a theory shouldn't do.
- My understanding of the detector's poor
- Hope a fast Monte Carlo's the cure.
- Found about a one sigma effect
- At least if HFITV's correct.
- Think there ought to be some kind of law
- That prohibits me from using PAW.
Chorus 1
- Don't know why my job's taking so long.
- Maybe I set up my GOTOs wrong.
- Geneva's cloudy, it's started to rain
- Think I'll do shift q again.
- Rain water falling, keeps expanding the ring
- Where can I find a big piece of string?
Chorus 2
- Got one event that passes my cuts
- Theoreticians will think I'm nuts.
- Printer's fixed (I put in paper) now please
- Photocopier make my transparencies.
- Standard model is standing still
- But I will find its flaw, I will.
Chorus 1 and fade
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