Cuando Tu Vayas a Occidente


They say after the audience
He sailed a white schooner from Rome,
Landed greeted by his partisans and
Dark women in the white sea foam.
With the Pope's blessing and a strong right arm
He became the King of Cuba.

He restored Havana's night-life,
Reclaimed Guantanamo Bay -
At the monthly festival held there
The King and his band often play.
A music- and a merry-maker
Is the King of Cuba.

He smote the pirates off his coast,
Made physicists of the buccaneers.
His ecuyer is heard to boast
No man or beast or shark but fears
The King of Cuba.

Cubans hang-glide now from Pico Turquino,
Down the Rio Cauto Floridans sail,
And everywhere everything flourishes,
From hummingbirds to the white whale.
What could be better than
To be the King of Cuba?

The long-oppressed people have learned
The blessings of liberty
Since there came from the fabled
Oldest land of democracy
The Queen of Cuba.

The six provinces now are six cantons,
A Parliament reports to the Crown,
And somebody opened an Irish pub
In the middle of Havana's Old Town.
It surely couldn't be
The Queen of Cuba.

Shakespeare sits by the throne now,
And the court is amused by wise fools.
Lecciones de Filosofia
Is again read in Cuban schools
Newly built by the Queen of Cuba.

So let us all sing the old Cuban song
``Cuando tu vayas a Occidente'',
Let us fill our glasses with mojito
And drink to peace and passion and plenty.
Long live the King and Queen of Cuba!

for Hal and Sandrine

a recipe for mojito: 2 fresh mint sprigs; 2 teaspoons sugar; 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice; 1 1/2 ounces (1 jigger) light rum; chilled club soda or seltzer water; fresh mint sprig and lemon slices for garnish In a tall glass with back of a spoon crush mint with sugar and lemon juice until sugar is dissolved and stir in rum. Add ice cubes and top off drink with club soda or seltzer water. Stir drink well and garnish with mint and lemon.


hart@charm.physics.ucsb.edu